when my little was asking me and my friend about...
when i walk into my room and it smells weird
my roommate is like:
when my mom says i can go shopping with her credit...
when i successfully hook up with a really cute guy
trying to smile for my composite picture
when someone else talks about their pets
when i talk about my pets:
what most of my texts look like after 10pm
when my friend talks about how often her hookup...
when someone tries to take my drink away
when my parents ask what i've learned at school
when im sick and my friends go out without me
when i finally unpacked my car
what i told my friends at home after obama came to...
when i go to chipotle before going out
when someone compliments my outfit
the first time my friend and i danced in the cage...
whenever someone has a drunk injury
my pre-med friend is like:
when i first get home from school
when my friend won't share her cheesy breadsticks
I’m like: but she’s just like:
when i heard blackfinn closed
first I was like: and now I’m like: