when someone complains about burnetts
I’m like:
July 2012
75 posts
why i shotgunned four beers in a row
when my pong partner complains because i havent made a single cup
the internal battle when i get on facebook
when i saw the myrtle mugshots
when i get back from a lodge
when a tour group comes by to see my room
I hide all my empty bottles like:
when i tell my friend she can have one shot of my vodka and she finishes the bottle
when i walk in on my roomie and her boyfriend
how i call shotgun
when my suitemate passes out in the bathroom
I yell at her like:
but then finally cave:
when i go to a wedding with an open bar
when i started my internship
now:
the morning after shacking
when my best friend suggested we play battle shots with jello shots
I was like:
when i get separated from my friends while we're out
the first time i met my little
when a guy i hooked up with gets too attatched
when a cop breaks up an apartment party
I freak out like:
the first time i tried a f'real milkshake
I was like:
