July 2012
75 posts
watching the mens gymnastics floor routines
watching ryan lochte in the olympics
I just sit there like:
when i wake up without a hangover
when someone tells me i look hungover
when the guy my friend hooked up with adds her on...
the rest of us are like:
when my friends and i go through an entire handle...
when my friend pulls out her camera before i'm...
whenever i actually make it to the gym
I usually end up working out like:
when i finally get enough punches at sweet frog...
every sunday night my neighbor would be like:
and my roommate and I would be like:
when the guy I hooked up with friends me on...
when i drunkenly check myself out
I’m like:
but I actually look like:
what my roommate says every Sunday morning
the morning of graduation
when freshmen girls get really dressed up for a...
when you realize your friends left you at a lodge
the seven words that would make me go home with...
when someone says theyre tired of call me maybe
when i realize i have to graduate soon
when i get back to school in the fall and my...
I warn my roomie:
when i day drink and try to dress myself to go out
when people who don't drink tell me i drink too...
the first time i met my friends long term hookup
I introduced myself like:
when im tired of giving relationship advice to my...
when someone tries to tell me qdoba is better than...
I’m like:
when freshmen pile their trays with desserts
when i finally saw my best friends after months...
when i started drunk texting my sister at 10am on...
She was like:
when my friend interrupted brunch to tell me about...
when my best friend started packing for abroad
the first time my friend got high and everything...
when i get so drunk my friend has to look after me
she’s always like:
anyone want a jello shot?
the first day the weather is nice enough to wear a...
when i have a food baby and cant make it out of...
when my best friend and i communicate via...
When that guy tried to hook up with me
I was like:
when someone asks me what i did last weekend
I’m usually like:
whenever dhall has flatbread pizza
when etc doesn't have my favorite milkshake flavor...
did i spend all day petting my leg hair?
when my friend drunk eats all of my goldfish
when someone comes to a pregame empty-handed
when i wanna play flip cup but no one else is...
Everyone else is like:
so I’m like:
when my parents visit for the weekend
when my friend thought her pig roast dress was too...
I was like:
when i see my friend dancing with a rando at a...
I go tell my other friends:
when the cellar gives me mozzarella sticks without...
when i realize my social life at home consists of...
when someone complains about burnetts
I’m like:
